Being Boyish

shawn: hey mom?

me: yes

shawn: can i tell you something very boyish?

Mom: yes

Shawn: I tooted and i felt the air.

Mom: okay.

Shawn: hey mom?

Mom: yes.

Shawn: can i tell you something?

Mom: yes.

Mom: girls don't like boys when they're boyish. but i still love you.

Shawn: are you writing that down?

Mommy: yes.

Shawn: why?

Daddy: 'Cause you're shawn.

Shawn: that probably is one reason.

Shawn on discovering he has strawberries growing

Shawn: We're going to have better strawberries than the farmers.

Mom: Why?

Shawn: Because the farmers have a bunch of them and you can't find any.