On marriage

I might want to be a husband, but I might not. It depends on the girl. Whether she's nice or not.

On doing his chores faster

Even faster, even faster, even faster than a bumblebee flies,

Even faster, even faster, even faster than a cheetah that runs,

Even faster, even faster, even faster than it,

Even faster, even faster, even faster than whatever it does!

On mommy being beautiful

Mommy, you are the most beautiful girl in the entire world! You are more beautiful than a butterfly's wing!

On Cars

"I love my car seat. I'll ride in my car seat when I'm 18."

By the way, it's more of a booster with a back than a car seat. We just still call it that because it's easy.

Spikey Spikes

"Daddy, you have spikey spikes." Shawners says while rubbing Brando's chin.

"Spikey spikes are a beard. Only small." explaining what spikey spikes are to Justinb.

"Daddy, I'm not kidding. You have a tiny beard."

Being Boyish

shawn: hey mom?

me: yes

shawn: can i tell you something very boyish?

Mom: yes

Shawn: I tooted and i felt the air.

Mom: okay.

Shawn: hey mom?

Mom: yes.

Shawn: can i tell you something?

Mom: yes.

Mom: girls don't like boys when they're boyish. but i still love you.

Shawn: are you writing that down?

Mommy: yes.

Shawn: why?

Daddy: 'Cause you're shawn.

Shawn: that probably is one reason.

Shawn on discovering he has strawberries growing

Shawn: We're going to have better strawberries than the farmers.

Mom: Why?

Shawn: Because the farmers have a bunch of them and you can't find any.