On Watermelon

After eating watermelon with watermelon juice dripping down his chin, "I am like a cat with milk, only with watermelon. It's all over me"

Shawners Overload

He says about zucchini, "It tastes the way pumpkins smell." (think about it next time you eat zucchini, it's so true)

He says about how wrapped up the fudge I brought home from Washington was, "How come fudge has to be so protected? Is it like the president?"

This morning he shows me his muscles he's developing from doing cartwheels *every*where after learning how to do the perfect cartwheel on Tuesday.

On Answering the Phone

When I called Shawners on the phone the other night, he picks up the phone, knowing it's me and answers the phone saying,

"I realllllly love you, Mommy."

On Sirs and Men

Brando tells Shawners this evening, "Go to bed, young man."

Shawners says, "I'm on it, old sir."

On Bunnies

Shawner's dog, Star Bear, took off this morning after a bunny into the ravine behind our house. Shawners went in after her after being very upset that she had run off. When he found her (thank God!), he carried her back.

Mommy: "So she ran after a bunny?"

Shawners: "A very bad bunny."

On Daddy's Photography

After seeing a picture Brando took of a ladybug flying away from Shawner's hand,

"Awesome! You're the BEST, Dad."

On Beauty

Looking at pictures Brando took of me.

"You're so beautiful, I'm going to faint."