On Being a Cheerleader

Shawners: "Mommy, you should be a cheerleader."

Me: "Me? Why?"

Shawners: "Because you would look really good as a cheerleader."

"Aw, thank you!" As I jump in the air bending my legs to one side and throwing my arms in the air with a, "Ra!"

Shawners: "But you need lots of learning."