Sunday, August 28, 2011

On Being Social

Shawners: Mom, I'm having social problems with my underwear. They hate me. They run away from me and say, "I don't want to smell your butt."

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

On Dogs and Tails

"Does Brown fart when you pull her tail? Let's find out." After he goes over to our half lab/half rottie and pulls her tail, "Nope."