Talking to Justinb in the back of the car.

Shawners: Put it in the middle, Mr. Crab.

Justinb: Stop calling me names.

Shawners: I didn't call you Mr. Crab.

No wait.

I did call you Mr. Crab.

Later:

Shawners: Mommy, my tummy felt like a rotten egg today.

Me: Did it really?

Shawners: No.